Satire V
Harvard Local National International Miscellaneous Editorials
Inside this Issue

Extreme Sports 6: Religious Extremism

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Sued for Discrimination

Freshman Wears Lanyard Despite Having Nothing to Hang from It

Santa Unable to Bring Daddy Back

Polar Bears Urged "Keep Treading Water"

ESPN to Host World Waterboarding Competition

From The Archives

Elmo Celebrates 21st Birthday: Beloved child star Elmo celebrated his 21st birthday in style earlier this month. This marked not only the anniversary of the muppet's first stitching, but also his introduction to what Oscar the Grouch referred to as "sweet lady liquor." Read More

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Seeking: Long-term recession

Editorials

Historical Advice Column: Ask Patty

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Point-Counterpoint: I'm Not Sure If I Want to Eat Your Pussy vs. God I Would Love to Eat Your Cat

Sixteen-Year-Old Texan Boy vs. Sixteen-Year-Old Sudanese Boy Read More

Male Rape, the Real Prisoner’s Dilemma: An Editorial By N. Gregory Mankiw

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The Prisoner’s Dilemma is the most commonly taught game in intro-level microeconomics courses, yet, ironically, it is almost always explained incorrectly. It is often misapplied to two criminals who are apprehended while robbing a bank, but it actually refers to a rape that occurs between two inmates in a maximum-security prison. The game was developed by Melvin Dresher who, like most economists, began his career as an inner-city cocaine dealer. Read More

Point-Counterpoint: Pluto Wants Back In

Point: You guys are mean, by Pluto the Planet; Counterpoint: I like pizza, by Pluto the Dog Read More

Rick Astley Gave Me Up, Let Me Down

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Rick Astley, of internet fame and suave and sexy looks, seems like a great guy when you only know him from a YouTube video. But beware: his spotless shine is solely the result of the reflective surface of your computer monitor. Read More

I Didn’t Fuck Your Mom, I Just Took Her on a Date

Okay Billy, I know you’re not happy with me, I know. You see me, with your mom, and you're thinking “Is this guy taking her for a ride, how dare he!” But rest assured here, I’ll tell you straight up: I didn’t fuck your mom, I just took her out on a date. Read More

BUY, BUY, BUY!

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An interview with Mad Money host Jim Cramer Read More

I Should Have Been Aborted - By Trig Palin, Son of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

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You probably know me as Sarah Palin’s baby…you know, the one with Down syndrome. That kid who suddenly gave legitimacy to John McCain’s
credentials as a fundamentalist, anti-abortion Nazi...yeah, that’s me. God, I feel like such a tool. Read More

Point-Counterpoint: Maybe I Don't Need the Internet

Point: Maybe I don't need the Internet. Counterpoint: GIVE ME THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW Read More

Point-Counterpoint: By Mary-Kate Olsen, ages 3 & 21

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Some people think they know me. But they don't. I have been so busy seizing days that I've had no time to get to know those trifling whores. I'm so busy that I'm in a seizing daze - and that's a homonym, bitches! See, I learned that word (along with lots of other three syllable words) during my one year at NYU. -- College? Check. Read More

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