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Dr Seuss’s Dick Extra Coily

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Miscellaneous - 2007

A friend of Doc Seuss who has not shared his name

Has recently published “Green Eggs and Shame.”

The book tells a tale which may make Seuss fans sick

By revealing the Doc had a coily dick.

“He told me one night as we sipped from our mugs,”

"that there was some chick with really nice jugs.

Seuss was on the verge of just whipping it out

When he started to sob and he started to shout:

‘I cannot do it with that fox.

I can’t fit it inside her box.

We could not do it in a tree,

Unless her tubes are spirally.

I can’t aim pee, it makes me frown,

So I must pee while sitting down.”

Still the book has a happy ending—it’s true!

Helen, his wife, had strange genitals too.

The book has made millions, it’s sold out of stores;

Apparently Seuss fans are all just sick whores.

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