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Male Rape, the Real Prisoner’s Dilemma: An Editorial By N. Gregory Mankiw: The Prisoner’s Dilemma is the most commonly taught game in intro-level microeconomics courses, yet, ironically, it is almost always explained incorrectly. It is often misapplied to two criminals who are apprehended while robbing a bank, but it actually refers to a rape that occurs between two inmates in a maximum-security prison. The game was developed by Melvin Dresher who, like most economists, began his career as an inner-city cocaine dealer. Read More Featured Personal Ad
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Dr Seuss’s Dick Extra Coily
Miscellaneous - 2007 A friend of Doc Seuss who has not shared his name Has recently published “Green Eggs and Shame.” The book tells a tale which may make Seuss fans sick By revealing the Doc had a coily dick. “He told me one night as we sipped from our mugs,” "that there was some chick with really nice jugs. Seuss was on the verge of just whipping it out When he started to sob and he started to shout: ‘I cannot do it with that fox. I can’t fit it inside her box. We could not do it in a tree, Unless her tubes are spirally. I can’t aim pee, it makes me frown, So I must pee while sitting down.” Still the book has a happy ending—it’s true! Helen, his wife, had strange genitals too. The book has made millions, it’s sold out of stores; Apparently Seuss fans are all just sick whores. |